
There is a particular pleasure in planning dinner around whatever came off the boats that morning. Much of the fish on a supermarket counter has travelled for days; a harbour market may be selling something that was swimming at four in the morning. A self-catering break gives you the two things you need to make the most of that: a kitchen and time.
It is often cheaper, too. A whole fish — gutted, scaled and ready for the oven — usually costs less per kilo than the same fish in neat fillets, and asking for it prepared costs you nothing but a few minutes. You also get a conversation with someone who knows the water outside.
Boats land when the tide and the trip allow, which is rarely a civilised hour. In many harbours the quayside is busiest between about 5am and 8am in summer, and a covered market may open at six and be largely picked over by ten. By lunchtime you are choosing from what is left, not from what is best.
A practical approach:
Early also means the person serving has time to talk, which is where the real value is.
Your eyes and nose will tell you almost everything.
A short, changing display is a good sign. A counter piled high with the same species all week is less so.
Fish has seasons just as vegetables do, and the difference between an in-season fish and an out-of-season one is obvious on the plate. Ask what is at its best and buy that, rather than arriving with a fixed idea.
As a rough guide to British waters:
Two questions do most of the work: "What came in this morning?" and "What would you cook tonight?" Ask about size and local stocks too, and don't be shy of choosing something smaller or less pressured if you are unsure. Good fishmongers respect the question.
This is the bit people get wrong. A warm fillet in a rucksack on a sunny coast path will lose a day of freshness in twenty minutes, so plan your route with the market as your final stop before the cottage.
At the cottage, keep it covered on a plate on the bottom shelf of the fridge, and cook it the same day or the next. Ask the owner whether there is a freezer compartment before planning to freeze anything; cottage freezers are often tiny, and fish needs to be very fresh and well wrapped to freeze well.
Fish this fresh needs very little: season it, cook it hot and briefly, and finish with butter and lemon. A whole mackerel on a baking tray with herbs and sliced lemon takes twenty minutes. Mussels steamed with wine, garlic and cream take five. Scallops need about ninety seconds a side in a very hot pan.
Buy a cooked crab from the quay, too, and pick it at the kitchen table on newspaper — messy, but one of the best lunches a holiday cottage can offer. If you buy shellfish, cook it the day you buy it, and throw away any mussel or clam that stays open before cooking, or refuses to open afterwards.
Keep the bones and heads, as well. Fifteen minutes in a pan with an onion, a carrot and cold water gives you a stock for a risotto or a fish pie later in the week — the sort of holiday cooking that makes self-catering feel less like catering and more like a treat.
Use a comfortable armchair, a side table and a warm lamp. Keep the corner uncluttered so it remains inviting after long coastal walks.
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Look for benches, grassy edges and flat stones away from boat traffic. Carry rubbish home and avoid spots where gulls gather in large numbers.
Read the terms carefully and ask what the cleaning fee covers. Deposit return times and accidental damage rules vary between individual cottage owners.
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